The Moon ๐ŸŒš

A Ridiculous ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ—ฃ Liberal ๐Ÿคก Myth ๐Ÿ‰

It amazes ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿค™ me that so many ๐Ÿ‘ฌ allegedly ๐Ÿ•– โ€œeducated ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“โ‰๐Ÿ†—โ€ people ๐Ÿ‘ซ have fallen โฌ‡ so quickly ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ and so hard ๐Ÿ† for a fraudulent ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป fabrication of such laughable ๐Ÿ˜‚ proportions ๐Ÿ’ฑ. The very ๐Ÿ‘Œ idea ๐Ÿ’ก that a gigantic ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฆ ball โšฝโšพ๐Ÿ€ of rock ๐Ÿ—ฟ happens ๐Ÿ˜ฑโ•โ” to orbit ๐ŸŒ‚๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฟ our planet ๐ŸŒŽ, showing ๐Ÿ‘€ itself in neat ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ก, four-week cycles ๐Ÿคฃ โ€“ with the same side ๐Ÿ‘ณ facing ๐Ÿ˜€ us ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ all ๐Ÿ˜ค the time โฐ โ€“ is ludicrous ๐Ÿ˜ต. Furthermore ๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿฝ, it is an insult ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿšซ to common ๐Ÿฉ sense ๐Ÿ’ฐ and a damnable ๐Ÿ˜œ affront to intellectual ๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ“– honesty ๐Ÿ”ช and integrity ๐Ÿ˜ค. That people ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ actually ๐Ÿ˜ณ believe ๐ŸŒˆ it is evidence ๐Ÿ“‘ that the liberals ๐Ÿ˜ป have wrested the last ๐Ÿ˜ vestiges of control ๐ŸŽฎ of our public ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ’ฆ school ๐ŸŽ“ system ๐Ÿ—บ from decent โœ…, God-fearing Americans ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ (as if any further ๐Ÿ˜ต evidence ๐Ÿ“‘ was needed ๐Ÿ˜ซ! Daddyโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘จ Roommate ๐Ÿคก? God ๐Ÿ˜‡ Almighty ๐Ÿ™Œ!)

Documentaries ๐Ÿ“ such as Enemy ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ of the State ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ have accurately ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚ portrayed โœ the elaborate ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ, byzantine โ™’ network ๐ŸŒ of surveillance ๐Ÿ‘ satellites ๐Ÿ›ฐ๐Ÿ“ก that the liberals ๐Ÿคก have sent ๐Ÿ˜ณ into space ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿš€ to spy ๐Ÿ“ท on ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคฃ law-abiding Americans ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. Equipped ๐Ÿ’ช with technology ๐Ÿ“ฑ developed ๐Ÿš€ by Handgun ๐Ÿ”ซ Control ๐ŸŽ›, Inc โœ‚โ‰โš ., these satellites ๐Ÿ“ก have the ability ๐Ÿ‘‰ to detect ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿ‘€ firearms ๐Ÿ”ซ from hundreds ๐Ÿ”ข of kilometers up โ˜. Thatโ€™s โœ” right โœ”, neighbors ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿก .. the next ๐Ÿ‘‰ time ๐Ÿ• youโ€™re out in the backyard ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’• exercising ๐Ÿ’ช your ๐Ÿ‘‰ Second ๐Ÿ•‘ Amendment ๐Ÿ”ซ rights ๐Ÿ‘Œ, the liberals ๐Ÿคก will see ๐Ÿ‘€ it! These satellites ๐Ÿ“ก are sensitive ๐Ÿ’ฐ enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ to tell ๐Ÿ—ฃ the difference ๐Ÿ˜ก between ๐Ÿ˜‰ a Colt .45 ๐Ÿ”ซ and a .38 โนโบโ Special ๐Ÿ˜ฒ! And when ๐Ÿ•’โณโฐ they detect ๐Ÿšจโš  you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ with a firearm ๐Ÿ”ซ, their computers ๐Ÿ’ป cross-reference the address ๐Ÿ  to figure ๐Ÿค” out your ๐Ÿ‘‰ name ๐Ÿ“›, and then an enormous ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿฝ database ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ““๐Ÿ“• housed at Berkeley ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ญ is updated ๐Ÿค” with information ๐Ÿ“„ about ๐Ÿค” you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ.

Of course ๐Ÿ˜‚, this all ๐Ÿ’ฏ works ๐Ÿข fine ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ during the day ๐Ÿ“†, but ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ‘ what about ๐Ÿ’ฆ at night ๐ŸŒ™? Even ๐ŸŒƒ the liberals ๐Ÿ˜ป canโ€™t โŒ control ๐ŸŽฎ the rotation โ™ป๐Ÿ“… of the Earth ๐ŸŒŽ to prevent ๐Ÿ›ก๐Ÿ”ž nightfall from setting ๐Ÿ“ in (only Joshua ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ was able ๐Ÿ’ช to ask ๐Ÿ™ for that particular ๐Ÿ˜ช favor ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ!) Thatโ€™s โœ” where the โ€œmoon ๐ŸŒโ€ comes ๐Ÿ’ฆ in. Powered ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ by nuclear โ˜ข reactors โ˜ข, the โ€œmoon ๐ŸŒโ€ is nothing ๐Ÿšซ more than an enormous ๐Ÿ”Œ balloon ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ, emitting trillions ๐Ÿ’ฐ of candlepower of gun-revealing light ๐Ÿ’ก. Piloted by key ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”‘ members ๐Ÿ‘ฆ of the liberal ๐Ÿ˜ป community ๐Ÿ†—๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ, the โ€œmoon ๐ŸŒ™โ€ is strategically โŒโญ• moved ๐Ÿ“ฆ across โžก the country ๐Ÿž, pointing ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป out those who dare ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜  to make ๐Ÿ’˜ use โœ๐Ÿป of their God-given rights โœ” at night ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒœ!

Yes ๐Ÿ‘, I ๐Ÿ‘ know ๐Ÿค” this probably ๐Ÿ˜ป sounds ๐Ÿ‘‚ paranoid ๐Ÿ˜ฐ and preposterous ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ , but ๐Ÿ‘ consider ๐Ÿ‘ˆ this. Despite ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿšซ what the revisionist ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿพ historians ๐Ÿ–ผ tell ๐Ÿ—ฃ you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘†, there is no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ mention ๐Ÿ—ฃ of the โ€œmoon ๐ŸŒ™โ€ anywhere ๐ŸŒ in literature ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ or historical ๐Ÿšซ documents ๐Ÿ˜ฎ โ€“ anywhere ๐ŸŒŽ โ€“ before ๐Ÿ˜‚ 1950. That is when ๐Ÿ‘ it was initially ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿ’บ launched ๐Ÿš€. When ๐Ÿ‘ President ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Josef Kennedy ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ‰, at the State ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ of the Union ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ address ๐Ÿ“ญ๐Ÿ , proclaimed ๐ŸŽ™ โ€œWe choose ๐Ÿค” to go ๐Ÿƒ to the moon โ€ผ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ™โ€, he ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŽ“ may ๐Ÿ—“ as well ๐Ÿ˜ฆ have said ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ™ˆ โ€œWe choose ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ˆ to go ๐Ÿƒ to the weather โ„ balloon ๐ŸŽˆ.โ€ The subsequent ๐Ÿ˜Ž faking ๐Ÿ˜Ž of a โ€œmoon ๐ŸŒšโ€ landing ๐Ÿ›ฌ on ๐Ÿ”› national ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ TV ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ’ป was the first ๐Ÿฅ‡โ˜ step ๐Ÿšถ in a long ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ† history ๐Ÿ“œ of the erosion of our constitutional ๐Ÿ“ƒ rights โœ” by leftists ๐Ÿ˜Ž in this country ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. No ๐Ÿ˜ฃ longer ๐Ÿ“ can we hide ๐Ÿ™ˆ from our government ๐Ÿ’ฉ when ๐Ÿ‘ the sun โ˜€๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ goes ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’— down โฌ‡.